Dishes and math. Yes, these are the two things I would gladly excommunicate from my life.
For someone who loves cleaning, the endless task of dishes was, and forever shall remain, an endless pain in the ass.
I know you can sympathize.
You scan the crusty plates and silverware in a loathing manner, sizing them up yet internally pleading: “Why, why are you back in my life again, you uninvited stinkers?”
You give yourself a pep talk, pumping yourself up for the mundane. You finally do the dirty and a little while later – Damn! There’s another foul-scented bastard vying for your attention.
I’ve never been a fan of that vindictive subject where a solitary answer – and one answer only – is the right one. If you get super close or even if you make the common mistake, inviting a sense of camaraderie for your bruised psyche, you’re still WRONG.
But, math is useful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ve heard that one before!
I’m kidding. I know it serves a purpose with its haughty digits and conceited logic. I just always preferred words to numbers. They’re so much lovelier.
My dad always used to say two infuriating things to me about procrastination.
1) “With all that energy you used up, you could’ve done it already.”
Let’s just say I had a flair for the dramatic when I was younger. I was a good kid, but I raised hell when I didn’t get my way. And, if you think a little girl bawling and rolling around on the floor in agony works on a single dad…you’re sadly mistaken.
The damn sham didn’t work.
So, then I came back with the classic argument: “But, I don’t wanna.”
And, that brings us to…
2) “Come on, it builds character.”
After saying this, my dad went about his usual business. Then I would scribble math problems so ferociously on that lined notebook paper, I would break the pencil. I would make a bunch of racket in the kitchen, sighing with gusto, but cringing when I almost broke a dish.
Eventually, the temper tantrum would subside. The task was completed, and all the turmoil was quickly forgotten, like a mediocre joke.
When we’re young, we are told to do things. But as we grow up, we’re pretty much on our own. Sure at work there are managers, superiors, and big shots waltzing the ever-seductive deadline dance.
Yet, there is one time when we govern ourselves…our free time.
We have full reign over this precious time. And, what do we do?
We smother it with other obligations while our dreams stew quietly on the back burner. Swift and graceful, time passes us by and we realize all the things we wanted to do haven’t been done at all.
Dad isn’t keeping me in check with his catchy reprimands. At home, the boss isn’t tapping her feisty heel with her manicured hands on her hips.
Procrastination…she’s a sneaky bitch!
I have heard something consistently over the years, and I suppose it is a compliment. “I don’t know how you do it all.”
My big, dark secret is that I don’t ever feel like I’m doing enough. But, the things I manage to squeeze into the day-to-day grind are the result of passion and determination. I guess Dad and his relentless words of wisdom got in a little.
As most of you know I have a full-time day job, I’m working on my Yoga teaching certification, I do this blog thing, and I write books. Oh yeah, I’m blissfully married too. No rugrats though, just a couple of incorrigible felines.
It would be so much simpler for me to give up my dreams, to tuck my aspirations of writing and teaching for a living far, far away.
It’s not that easy for me to sit down at my computer on week nights and weekends to accomplish my writing goals. It’s not math homework, and it sure as hell ain’t dishes, but I could be doing a lot of other things.
I could spend more time with my loving family, watch bad television for the hell of it, sleep a little more, and lose myself in all the books I want.
Maybe even try that foreign concept…relaxing.
Yep, I could just walk away. But, I wouldn’t be building any character, now would I?
So, how do we deal with that clever minx called procrastination?
We have to reason with a thing called time. We are privileged to be here, to live a life surrounded by possibilities.
We have the power to do anything we want. Anything.
Dad was right.
The energy we’re expelling on the wishing can be channeled into the doing.
In other words stop farting around, get your butt in gear, and go do something awesome.
11 thoughts on “Stop Farting Around”
I’m not farting around. It’s called circular flatulence. 🙂
LOL! When I was a kid I used to embarrass my mom with the word “flatulence” once I discovered it. Good one, Tim!
There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can do math and those who can’t 😉 (boom boom)
Yeah, silly math! : )
The one chore I hate the most is doing the dishes. We don’t have a dishwasher either so I have to stand at the sink and scrub those stinkers clean. 😦
As for math… I’m going to be the oddball here and say that I actually enjoyed it back at school. In fact, I enjoyed it so much people thought I was considering a career in mathematics, haha. I just loved the problem solving process, and when I worked out the correct answer, I always felt a sense of happiness and accomplishment!
Yeah, I was spoiled with a dishwasher my whole life until four years ago. I’ve learned to use that time to plan scenes though. : )
You’re a math wizard! Good for you. That was definitely not the case for me. I applaud you, lady!
Britt, this was gorgeously honest and hilarious! A wonderful post to come home to after my month away: full of the motivational talk I need to get me back into my daily routine, putting the whimsical adventure of travel aside once more. I think the wonderful things about the things we dream about is that – even if we can’t always do what needs to be done to move us closer to them, they never leave us and are there waiting when the procrastination ends and we get to it. Keep going! That’s the difference between those that reach the mountaintop and those that decide it’s all a bit much. xx
Oh, awesome! So glad you found it to be a good “kick in the butt”. LOL!
I love what you said about reaching the mountain top. So beautifully put. : )
I’m probably like this about housework. I’ll complain about how cruddy things are, but if I took 15 minutes every day, I could keep things a heck of a lot more tidy.
LOL! Aren’t we all?!
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